
"THIS DOES NOTHING"
Covering letter and user manual were as follows:
"Gongraaatsulationss ! You are now the owner of widget "THIS DOES NOTHING". Dispite of its name, it helpped to many (almost all known) bothers, that can be found in a human being. It takes away stress and insomia, unemployment, sciatica and lack of appetite. It also helps a lot in a hangover. This midget doesn't affect to bone troubles and flatfeet. However it doesn't do these worse.
User manual ! Right handed keeps this midget strongly in his left hand and grind it first ´with right had to the clockwise as long as he like. Then he can grind it counter clockwise. Left handed should do all opposite. We guaranteed the affection ot midget, but not for unbelievers. Although grinding didn't other than feeling "I think that I have earlier done also something that didn't anything", this midget has been worth of its prise!"
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